What colour is grey?

What is it with grey grey grey colourless fashions right now??? I have been wandering into shops as of late thirsty for some fresh clothes to  make me salivate as i pout and pose my way through several mirror stares and im simply left wondering where all the colour has washed out to. Thus i am unable to strike any sort of convincing pose.

Now as i type, i am currently sporting a hat, a jacket, and a tailored pair of jeans of the skinny variety.  All are of the grey colour, so really who am i kidding, some might say?? However i know how to accessorize my greyness with a blend, a hint or a bold statement of colour. Not all victims of the fashion shotgun are graced with such gifts though.

As the cold winter nights approach the even colder streets of Scotland, warming colours are essential to stop us from feeling like skeletal corpses turning in our designer coffins. Perhaps though, that is what certain designers are inspired by.