What colour is grey?
October 4, 2008

What is it with grey grey grey colourless fashions right now??? I have been wandering into shops as of late thirsty for some fresh clothes to make me salivate as i pout and pose my way through several mirror stares and im simply left wondering where all the colour has washed out to. Thus i [...]
I Love London: LFW Chapter Two
September 24, 2008

Acid-washed denim, black lace, and lots and lots of leather – this is what 2009 is going to look like for me, thanks to my new favourite fashion duo, Meadham and Kirchhoff. I am currently both refusing to take off my black leather cigarette pants (out of choice, thank you very much, talc is a [...]
London’s Calling: LFW Chapter One
September 24, 2008

London Fashion Week. Also known as London Fashion Weak. When hoards of fashion luvvies strap on their highest platform wedges, don the most obnoxious pair of sunglasses they can get their Tom Binns-laden mitts on, and start saying things like ‘Dahhling, what a fabulous show.’ As I tend to my poor, blistered, fashion-weak tootsies, I [...]
The Woman And The Honest Man
September 23, 2008

Inside the mind of a woman, there is a perfectly sized space for a man to crawl into! This man is lithe, spritely, observant, effervescent, and possesses more than the occasional spurt of luminosity. This man, is mostly always, gay.
This aforementioned, eye candy and fashion hungry man plays a unique role in the life of [...]
Baby, it’s cold outside.
September 17, 2008

Unlike many, I am not a sun-worshipper. I hate sweating off my make-up on the tube, baring my much-loathed cankles, and more than anything, I detest slipping into one measly layer of cotton, when really all I want to do is load on cashmere jumpers, woolly tights and biscuit-coloured bobble hats. For me, a chill [...]
Shake Your Tail Feather
September 12, 2008

Opulent ostrich-feather bolero jackets, flapper-style pheasant tail headbands, marabou trims…it’s enough to ruffle anyone’s feathers. The award for Autumn/Winter’s Unlikely Style Icon goes to Big Bird, because right now, no amount of feathery frou-frou is too much.
There were several fit birds (geddit?) at last season’s fashion week, but Burberry was definitely top of the pecking [...]
The POB is dead… long live the POP!
September 11, 2008

It’s that time again when hairdressers throughout the UK and beyond will be bombarded with girls clutching a grainy print out and a dream… to keep up with the latest posh Spice look. Yes, as of September 2008 the POB is dead, long live the POP!
Gone is the chic graduated bob, which was first sported [...]
Haute Heritage
August 27, 2008

Designers have provided us with an anecdote to all that skin tight leather malarkey and crucifixes-worn-as-fashion-accessories (your Catholic grandma would be horrified), and it involves polonecks, headscarves, tweed, corduroy and…twin sets. Say hello to haute heritage. The stuff of nightmares, or a feasible fashion choice for the colder months? I’ve always been a fan of country attire, although the wellies, soggy grass, and cow pats have never done it for me, so I’m totally digging next season’s country-mouse-moves-to-London vibe.





