I am after all a mere mortal, and I have my pet nightmares.
It’s the usual, and they drop by every now and then in the middle of the night or at other times when I am busily unaware of their existence.
Not that I mind, now that I have managed to pet them. It’s been a [...]

Today was a fat day.
You know what they are like. The first glimpse of yourself on the mirror and you know you have unsuspectedly bloated a few dozen inches in the course of your sleeping hours. You quickly turn away from the mirror and stare at yourself in disbelief. Such utter, contemptuous disregard for the [...]

I am one of those susceptible individuals who get easily impressed by shiny tabloid pics. Every morning, while conducting my morning business in the loo, I survey the morning paper for glossy photographs with the same enthusiasm as a 2 year old scanning the kitchen for a cookie jar. It takes labour and serious pursuit, [...]

Now that I had chosen it, perfectly sober and in cold blood, I hadn’t the luxury of complaining about it anymore. It was all perfectly under control I was telling myself even while I stared at the extra toothbrush, placed with such admirable nonchalance on the bathroom basin. It was like this. A fortnight ago [...]

My sister is getting married soon. Yes, before you raise the question let me ascertain that I had in fact advised her against it. I had shaken my head again and again and repeated a firm ‘NO’ several times. But to no avail.
That is not to suggest that I am particularly against the institution of [...]

My generosity knows limits. I am not famous for my good cheer, as anyone who knows me will, no doubt, tell you unasked. Christmas and the general atmosphere of bonhomie associated with it sickens me to the marrow and usually, when I am in good health, I run far far away from it with great [...]

What’s the first thing you check out when you board a long-distance train? Me, I look for kids. Even medieval shackles can’t keep me chained to a compartment with one of those wailing, squealing, burping, pissing, puking monstrosities.
Don’t get me wrong I love kids. As long as they are at a good safe distance from [...]

There’s been a lot going on in celeb world this past week so it’s hard to fit everything in that I want to talk about with you all. I’ll try and squeeze in the best stories and the hottest happenings as always though!
First off, I’m sure you can’t have failed to see David Beckham posing [...]