A splinter of a second after HE called I knew I had to do something drastic and quickly air brush myself into eye popping, jaw dropping gorgeousness.
It’s never good news when the ex comes knocking.
And now that SHE was……something had to be done.
A year since the man stepped into my premises no amount of [...]

It was a simple case of ‘fabulous’ gone ‘frumpy’. The customary Friday night dinner had followed a movie. We cabbed it to our recent favourite joint and sat snuggled under a circular overhead lamp in a cubby, which eerily resembled an interrogation room.

Last week my grumpy old Landlady finally threw me out.
It was coming, I could tell, for some time now. She has had her scrawny eyes on me ever since I set the kitchen on fire.
When she ultimately gave me the kick, she chose to be nice and had the packers wait outside while she consoled [...]

We all know that Model Naomi Campbell has a bit of a temper on her, so it should come as no surprise to hear of her recent arrest after her luggage went missing at Heathrow. Apparently she came in on time with just 2 bags and got pretty out of control when one of them [...]

2 ‘o’ clock in the morning.
Stomach’s yearning.
Eyes sleepless yet longing for respite.
It’s been exactly 50 hours 20 minutes and a couple of seconds since I launched into my new diet.
Life since then has been about ducking desires and astute asceticism.
It’s not an easy deal.
Every fifteen seconds or so I remind myself of the exact stratagem [...]

After Chris Fountain was the favourite to win Dancing on Ice for so long, I couldn’t help but be a little surprised when it was Suzanne Shaw who actually won on the night! There seems to be a lot of mixed opinions on the results of the show, with one group of people saying that [...]

It was the 16th day of the month, a week and a half after the prescribed date….and yet…the blood had not come. Now, much as I’d like to believe otherwise such an anomaly tended to be caused by life situations I was not, by any standards, ready to handle. In other words, if I was [...]

So, now that IT was officially over economic profits had to be made out of it, I decided.
All those dinner dates, ferry rides, long telephone calls and cigarettes I had been affectedly financing over the past few months finally needed to be replenished. It was a fair deal. The skull beneath the skin is always [...]