Now that all seems lost I figured it would be the perfect time to metamorphose into a swan and unnerve all those around me and make them go ‘Gah!!!’
There were a decent few who made it to the list of people I particularly wanted to perturb.
First, there was my old Art history teacher who hobnobbed [...]

It was the 16th day of the month, a week and a half after the prescribed date….and yet…the blood had not come. Now, much as I’d like to believe otherwise such an anomaly tended to be caused by life situations I was not, by any standards, ready to handle. In other words, if I was [...]

So, now that IT was officially over economic profits had to be made out of it, I decided.
All those dinner dates, ferry rides, long telephone calls and cigarettes I had been affectedly financing over the past few months finally needed to be replenished. It was a fair deal. The skull beneath the skin is always [...]

I am after all a mere mortal, and I have my pet nightmares.
It’s the usual, and they drop by every now and then in the middle of the night or at other times when I am busily unaware of their existence.
Not that I mind, now that I have managed to pet them. It’s been a [...]

22 is a difficult age.
When i say difficult of course i don’t mean the sort of difficult 13 was, unlike then 22 is a more sombre, more equipped and yet out-of-waters sort of stage.
There are many things that add to the difficulty of the age itself. Take for instance the fact that you are to [...]

Last night while vigorously tugging on the blanket with my left leg my toe finally burst through the raggedy pair of socks I have been wearing for what seems like at least a month now. I was a little taken aback. I had, it seems, forgotten what my feet looks like in reality. Wiggling the [...]

I must admit, if I lost my ghd straighteners I would be pretty upset. I don’t think I’d go as far as this girl though…