Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin is never far from the news at the moment… but the topic on many people’s lips is not her politics… it’s her hair!
Sarah won a beauty pageant back in 1984 and sadly, it looks like her hairstyle has been stuck in a time warp since then. We thought it would [...]

A splinter of a second after HE called I knew I had to do something drastic and quickly air brush myself into eye popping, jaw dropping gorgeousness.
It’s never good news when the ex comes knocking.
And now that SHE was……something had to be done.
A year since the man stepped into my premises no amount of [...]

Exactly 7 days 10 hours and 45 minutes after I pledged my life to establishing my presence in the office room I decided it was a lost battle.
This was not to be.
It just couldn’t happen.
Trying to get my co-workers to look me in the eye and answer my questions without rolling their eyes was like [...]

So here I am clit-clattering away on the comp in my very own dignifiedly grey office cabin.
I am here for a 3 month long internship program.
My job concerns little beyond looking around the hopeless premises with distracted concern and copy pasting incomprehensible, and hence boring, information fom one document to the other and then making [...]

Make no mistake, you can shove your relationship guru’s advice right down your kitchen sink, the one who makes the first after-fight call is the one who has Lost!

It was a simple case of ‘fabulous’ gone ‘frumpy’. The customary Friday night dinner had followed a movie. We cabbed it to our recent favourite joint and sat snuggled under a circular overhead lamp in a cubby, which eerily resembled an interrogation room.

Last week my grumpy old Landlady finally threw me out.
It was coming, I could tell, for some time now. She has had her scrawny eyes on me ever since I set the kitchen on fire.
When she ultimately gave me the kick, she chose to be nice and had the packers wait outside while she consoled [...]

2 ‘o’ clock in the morning.
Stomach’s yearning.
Eyes sleepless yet longing for respite.
It’s been exactly 50 hours 20 minutes and a couple of seconds since I launched into my new diet.
Life since then has been about ducking desires and astute asceticism.
It’s not an easy deal.
Every fifteen seconds or so I remind myself of the exact stratagem [...]